ANNOUNCEMENT
ADOPTaFart.com is being sold. 100% of which is being donated entirely to a 100 year old Church in Aurora Colorado for the restoration of their vandalized stained glass windows, boiler, and most imprtantly replacing the failing/rotting slate roof.
Buy it Now
Welcome. Here at AdoptaFart.com we care about farts, and acknowledge there are those who have not yet or recently experienced the freedom and joy that comes with releasing their precious wind without the fear of public scrutiny. We uphold the public fart for those whose live under the oppression of public etiquette or have ever suffered the pain of not pooting in public. However, we have encountered many farts which shortly after they enter this world, they then quickly fade away, living their brief wisp of a life unclaimed and sometimes unnoticed.
Here at AdoptaFart.com, we hope to ensure each fart we release finds a special someone. When you adopt a fart for only $5.40 , a fart will be released in your name (or if you choose, a fart may be released in honor of the name of a loved one, or friend).
With each adopted fart, you will receive a lovely fart certificate in the mail that includes:
•The name you provided, for whom this fart was released.
•The description of the fart that was released.
•The time, date, and location the fart was released.